nab+sacha

ko cakap senang lah, bukan puki kucing ko yg bunting!

nok, since mak, berth dan waldorf dah rancang for a week budget travel this coming Noel, mak pun start lah gigih carik lodging house for animal dan individu yg boleh tolong jagekan Sacha. mak pun survey lah dari segi service, location dan harga yg ditetapkan. so mak happened to get on phone with this particular lady yg tawarkan service menjage binatang peliharaan. lepas mak dapatkan beberape informasi, tibe2 pompuan ni tanye mak pasal Sacha mak pulak (i.e umur, jantina, dah spayed ke blom,). mak rase mule2 normal lah kan. ok lepas tu tibe2 die minta mak send gambar Sacha thru email. ok, mak send.

30 minutes later, zasss mak dpt reply.

apparently this lady has a cat as well, a silver shaded Chinchilla, 14-year-old male. die cadang kan weolz bagi kucing weolz beromen dan dapatkan anak kucing and hopefully in plural.

AMBOIIII cipap ko ke yg boleh kluar anak kucing in plural??!! mak dah sentap lite2 dah mase ni. tetibe je die duk konfiden suruh kucing weolz beromen.

mak pun reply lah cakap tak nak without further consideration. sebab mak tak mampu dari segi mase, kewangan dan komitmen.

tetibe zassss die reply lagi. die cakap, it's a pity that I'm not giving a think about this first. she's willing enough to assume half of the resposibilities. tambahan pula, die kate, once anak2 (yes plural) kucing tu dah cukup umur, we (yes WE) could consider of letting people adopt them. mind you readers, the word a.d.o.p.t here obviously is defined by money as well! siap duk kompang kucing jantan die ni stallion bagai, dah banyak kali buat kucing betina lain bunting. setiap kali bunting, mesti at least 4 kitties katenye. Kucing betina yg first time litter macam Sacha ni will be lucky to have her cat. HAK TUIH!!PODIYAPPA MALAKARUPPAN betol! ko ingat Sacha mak tu kucing betina murahan gersang nak beromen?!! she's on pill bitch!

very the kimak pompuan ni tau. mak yakin die pikiaq duit je. memang lah mak akui, kalo Sacha dapat anak2 kucing nnt, bile ade orang beli.. that will help to compensate all the cost for all these while. plus, harga pasaran anak kucing parsi kat france sgt berbaloi yuol. merase kalo setakat nak beli bag LV, mak main pejam mate je sign cek nanti.ops berangan.

tapi mak tak rase sekarang ni mase yang sesuai. mak pun tak rase mak mampu menghadapinye. mak pernah tengok rancangan kat TV pasal kucing parsi yg nak beranak ni. kucing parsi bukan lah ibu yg baik. tuan die kene tolong mase nak beranak nnt. mak tengok ade satu scene tu, tuan die terpakse pegang kucing die supaya kucing tu tak larik. kucing tu tak nak beranak kaedahnye. merase kucing tu gigit tangan tuan die. tuan die cakap "takpelah gigit tangan mummy, yang penting beranak". lepas tu nak susu kan anak pun tak reti. complicated uolz. mak pun tak rase Sacha akan jadi ibu yg baik. die bile dah datang gersang buat kali pertama dulu baru pandai nak jilat bontot die. kalo tak dulu, mak yg bersihkan bontot die lepas berak. cube uolz tengok kucing kat jalanan, kecik2 dieorg dah tahu jilat bontot sendiri.

dari segi kewangan pulak, kalo dah bunting nnt, mesti lah kene jumpe vet selalu for prenatal check-up. kalo dah dpt consultation dr vet tu, sah2 lah kene bayaq!lepas tu vitamin bagai lagi. hapa hang ingat free kah? mak nak bayar annual vaccination pun semput.. lgpun rumah mak kecik lah, xseswai kalo nak ade anak2 kucing nnt.

pompuan tu cakap memang lah senang. nanti die bertanggungjawab jugak katnye. tapi kucing ko tu kucing jantan. yg jenis main pancut lepas tu tinggal je. yang kene bunting selame 2 bulan nnt, Sacha mak jugak. geez, die ingat Sacha mak tu oven buat anak kucing ka?! sgt tak menghormati mak sebagai ibunye. ops matilamak!

entahlah, for this time being, we are just happy as we can be two-gether.

p/s: mase mak tgh type entry ni, Sacha ngigau uol atas katil. alahai comel sgt. ko rase sanggup ke mak nak biar die kene cektot dengan kucing tua?? choy xperlu yer! she can do better! purrr!

meskipun ko bacin dah sebulan lebih tak mandi, mummy tetap sayang ko!
ops mummy katenye

love,
Nab + Sacha Idora

Pam Ann vs Jan Moir : it's ON!

datin is not a political figure. and just so we're clear, datin's figure has always been on top of the game! tudiah kann ttibe tetek mak rampas mikrofon.

ok, remember when Stephen Gately suddenly died. it was a tragic news, for all of us. to be honest, i don't really remember him that much, i have a vivid memory about him, because i wasn't into pop news back in the days. but now that the news has exploded on the internet, mak pon pose2 sisipkan pensil kat cuping telinga dan buat research sikit psl Stephen.

and you must know who Pam Ann is, right? you HAVE to know her! she's THE QUEEN of the runway and a gaycon! she's so iconic that i borrowed a line from her, and this is my fav : "airport to me is just another runway, but with shopping complex". or something like that. she's so hils! i think she mentioned Kuala Lumpur in her stand-up.

anyway, Pam Ann took her twitter to launch a war on Jan Moir(she's a rotten rat at this point), and i'm definitely with her!

Jan Moir is a bigot columnist from the Daily Mail of the UK, who wrote a nasty article about Stephen. it's really an offensive article, and the war has begun on twitter! I don't want to get into it(because Datin is not into politics), so you can read it (here).

Pam Ann wrote:

to which i replied:

Pam Ann is right about this whole debacle. we want an apology! Tweepers, could you please show Jan Moir the exit door? thank you. and to you Jan Moir, enjoy your fucking life, you vile deluded moron!

Pam Ann 1 : Jan Moir 0

follow Datin B on twitter (here), where she will take everyone down(that's you Celine!)



Datin Berthemely

nab

mak update uolz. walaupun takde sape minta mak update, mak update jugak. matilakau!

• keinginan membeli dan keperluan untuk berbelanja adelah berkadar tidak langsung dengan kadar kewangan. contoh : mase duit takde, mase tulah tisu toilet habes, kapas untuk toner muka habes, teringin nak beli baju baru kat internet, jumpe vet untuk vaksin tahunan Sacha dan sebagainye.
• kalo uol pergi party dan end up keseorangan takde sape nak layan, tidak perlu pose2 cool dengan mendengar ipod sedangkan muzik dah pasang punye kuat ade DJ bagai. sile berlakon seperti mendapat panggilan telefon dan pulang ke rumah segera dan tengok TV dari memalukan diri sendiri secara berterusan. eh, sumpah bukan mak! mak pon loser jugak but not at this point!
  
• sebelah rumah mak ade sungai, kat sungai tu ade itik, stork dan swarn. tapi mak pelik takde sape pun nak curik swarn tu. kalo kat kampung mak, ayam tua pencen pun kene sebat. hampir tiap tiap petang mak nampak sekumpulan swarn yang same. ade 5 ekor : 2 putih 3 coklat.

kat rumah ko ADO ade swan mcm ni? yang kaler coklat tu kawan mak kate kecik lagi. nanti winter ni die tukar kaler putih lah uol.

• mak tak suke raya. tu pandangan mak, tak perlu persoalkan. tapi mak nak ucapkan jutaan terima kasih kepada Bedah yang hantar mak kad raya size XXL kat mak! siap ade CD lagu2 raya lagi!
  

khas buat TEMAN katenye!cheesy sgt! ops terima kasih nok! =))

• tahukah uolz bahawa kucing mampu mencium mulut tuan nya dan tido lebih 20 jam sehari? kucing jugak tidak kisah kalo dah sebulan lebih tak mandi. dieorang maintain happy jer.
  
• hari tu mak beli CD album. for the first time in my whole life!! yes mak sgt kedekut nak beli CD album selame ni. so watch out people, I'm a step closer to be such a cool person!!
  
• nok, sangat susah nak mulakan circle of friends baru . especially kalo uolz xde iPhone or Blackberry. ayat macam "Don't try to be something your not and be yourself." adelah sgt tidak boleh dipakai.
• mak ade lab partner selame 2 tahun, dan weolz selalu bergaduh mase lab. tapi bile mak dah tukar uni untuk further study, dan die dah start keje, kite boleh chat dan sms yang agak sentimental seperti "ko rindu aku tak?" dan "ko jangan tido lewat sebab tengok TV tau!".... mungkin berjauhan ni lebih wangi dari berdekatan. kalo selalu jumpe, nampak muka yg same dengan bulu hidung terkeluar, dengan taik telinga mcm kaya lagi, mane tak naik menyampah uol.
• mak xde lah fan sgt ngn Lady Gaga sebab sume adek2 duk worship die kan.stereotype sgt! ops feeling hipster lah kan. tapi this one sgt meletop! kebabom sgt! click sini dan sini lagi.
  
• Happy Deepavali/Diwali uolz!! Gabbana, I miss you.I hope you are doing great out there.

ok bye,
nab + sacha

Miley quits Twitter, so I'll take it over

girls, i'll be spending more time on twitter, because twitter has a limit of 160 characters(yes im that lazy to type a full paragraph) so, you cunts can follow me @DatinBerthemely. i'll be dishing about everything, from gossips to facts. but that doesn't mean i'll stop posting on LTS.

follow me HERE

Datin Berthemely

Pic of the day : Christiano Ronaldo

girls!

mak tau korg dah berbulan2 tak cikcap kan? nah amek kauuu modal cikcapan utk bekalan selama seminggu! enjoy u slutz!

Datin Berthemely

Pic of the day : Ryan Reynolds

dear god he's so hot!

yuol, mak makin lama makin teringin nak menetap di NYC! maybe sbb mak terpengaruh kot dgn TV shows, from SATC to Gossip Girl to Ugly Betty and finally to SNL! sume show buatkan NYC jadi bandar yg letops utk menetap.

i heart New York! *murtad parisian kejap*

OMG!! OMFG! that's it, he's mine! ko jgn gegedik nak caras dari mak ye Azwanita!
















that ScarJo. u're so lucky bitch! anyway, mak dgr ScarJo ngan Ryan ade problem. YAY! tudiah kan niat jahat. *lantas mak tukar husband baru!

p/s: follow Datin B on twitter here!

Datin Berthemely

I want to know what love is

i miss the old mariah! the one who can sing live flawlessly!

kekdahnye mariah skrg tgh perhebatkan jentera promosi utk Memoirs of an Imperfect Cunt(because she's gunning for no 1 spot, die kan tamak haloba), and so far she's done Oprah, The View and The Today Show. now i know she's not a morning person, that's why her rendition on the today show was majorly depressing! and personally, i love The View version. mak suka la lagu2 yg ade gospel nih! u go gospel! sape berani buat fusion gospel + nasyid? Datin Sri Siti? i dont think so!







mak rasa suara Mariah ni berkadar terus dgn kualiti audio system. mcm RTM. kualiti audio diorg, ya hammpunnnn, LEMAU ye pondan2 sekalian! yes, RTM is the only station that can make Siti's voice sounds like musang terkepit hidung! and it's not pretty!

i cunt wait for the video clip!! kekdahnyerrr puki tu nnt pose2 nyanyi konsert kat dlm video clip tuh! never too far? bringin' on the heartbreak? x sabar mak nak buat parody!

yuol suka version mana?

Datin Berthemely

Datin Siti hantu indonesia?

just saying!

Datin Berthemely

Britney murdered Mariah!

it's all about three!

ni mak kompius ni nyahhh! motip tahun ni ramai plak artis yg kuarkan lagu/album yg ade kaitan ngan 3 nih?!

anyfuckingway, Britney nye lagu baru berjodol 3(some) dah release, mak taste sekallls! mak mmg suka lagu2 berentak laju ni, sbb mak boleh melatih ciktek mak utk bergoyang(buang lemak) katanya.


ps: please buy Mariah's new album Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel NOW!

Datin Berthemely

Pic of the day : Milo Ventimiglia

isn't he a dreamboat?

Datin Berthemely

Datin B to Elyana: hi5 sister!

now this is cute.

i used to tease Elyana back in the days, and to be honest, it was just for fun, and who knew, Elyana has a pretty good sense of humor! i like it! recently Elyana tweeted about her website, so i took the chance to tease her(just a bit).


let's clear this thing up. Elyana is one of those performers who would sing on stage without heels! she's all about au naturel, people! i personally would wear heels. after all, im a 5-inch heels owner.


she's cool right?! now this is what i call cute. either she doesn't catch my drift or she's just a blonde(like me). but most of the celebrities i've encountered, ramai yg mendongak dagu(sbb botoxed), dan ade sorg tu x boleh langsung nak ckp directly to the person, kene speak through her manager first. i like Elyana. tudiahhh dan2 ko pulun puji bagai kannn? dasar plastik tau DB nih!

Elyana, if you want me to design an ensemble for you, im more than happy to work with you!

p/s: follow Datin B here!

Datin Berthemely

Glee : Kurt gone wild!

OMFG! by far, this is the funniest episode yet! I LOVE GLEE!

and this week, it's all about Kurt. now, you know Kurt and i have so many things in common. first of all, we both are Marc Jacobs addict, we love Single Ladies(and have performed), then we both read Tsun Tzu's Art of War! and yes, i think Kurt was created based on my character! larriikkkkk!

tudiahh hitam putih lagi effect. merase pondan tu berlatih kat basement. so closeted!


"what are you wearing Kurt?!"
"It's unitard. all the guys in football wear it, they're jock chic"

hahah


"now keep your eye on the ball, don't aim it"
lollllo


"my body is like a rhum chocolate soufflé, if i dont do it right, it doesn't rise!"


"hello, im Kurt and ill be auditioning for the role of kicker!"

the role? auditioning? this is priceless! i love the writers!


hah! amek kauuuuu pondan ni dirasok Beyoncé!


and she did it!


look at his robe! this is so me on a friday night!


Rachel is so easy. campak lagu Celine Dion, hah terus segar puki tuh


look at her! mak rasa kak Pah pon x pernah nyanyi hover mcm puki nih


bulge alert!! ciknek die bengkok ke kiri katanya


"Tsun Tzu said in his Art of War, you never let the enemy know you. our greatest weapon could be the element of surprise. don't tell me that you wouldn't be on your heels if the other team started busting a move on the field"


terus professor Kurt jadi mentor! pondan rulez!


this scene is so funny! loving it!!








guys, strike a pose! be bold! be beautiful! be beyoncé!


the star of the match, Kurt made his famous move! terkedek2 pondan tuh.


and they won!! fabz!


tisu pon warna pink la kannn?


so, ending dier Rachel quits the club, and 3 ekor sundelz nih join the club. this is interesting. next time we can see two musicals!


can Rachel lead the cabaret?

i personally love this show. girls, keep watching Glee!!

Datin Berthemely

Pic of the day : Kellan Lutz (again!)

bye bye R-Patz! Kellan IS the hottest guy today! hanjeng mak jeles ngan AnnaLynne! that tramp always gets the hottest guy.

since when do Malaysia have August?! god im so old.

Datin Berthemely

this is why i love Glee!

i LOOOOOVE Glee!! it's official! of course, lepas Kurt kantoi, terus ayah die sumbatkan die dlm football club or something, then we'll see Kurt personally choreographs the match! genius!

Datin Berthemely